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V.C 06.08.2013

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THE WORLD’S GREATEST DETECTIVE

dratsing:

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Posted 1 hour ago With 2,774 notes

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

(via nevahmind)

Posted 1 hour ago With 286,565 notes

rcsetylr:

theotheristhedoctor:

rcsetylr:

I was looking through my gif folders at the ones I’ve made and I came across these:

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and I’m laughing so fucking hard at them 

Looks like he got to see

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a Doctor

oh my fucking gOD

Posted 1 hour ago With 1,659 notes

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair and one ear who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

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Posted 1 hour ago With 63,302 notes

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

Posted 1 hour ago With 876,602 notes