A Dreamer Unable To Express Her Thoughts
(Yes I do bite, but if you offer me pasta first, we'll be great friends.)
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
(via irritable-blujay)
(via irritable-blujay)
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remember when you weren’t obsessed with actors and fictional characters?
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want to call someone a mean name but don’t want to use a slur? here are some non-oppressive things to call someone you don’t like
- underboob sweat
- scleral tattoo
- subterranean nostril zit
- sloshing bag of shitwater
- off-brand cola aftertaste
- Dan Savage
- lichen on the antlers of satan
- Nickelback album
(via irritable-blujay)
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wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit
its his fault we go through this
if you where wondering this is the image
bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET
(via thetruestoryofmylife)
I feel like Moriarty broke into 221B and stole John’s cardigan just as a little extra “fuck you”.
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To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
